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... w flapping your hands while in mid-air does not help whatsoever when it comes to falling?

Thus, I have to conclude that birds are a myth and the few hundred that I saw so far must be a trick of the eye. Because take it from me, flapping hands around does about the same as putting a heater under the night sky.

I’ll ignore feathers and bone density for now, since that would ruin my argument. I’m sure you’ll understand.

P.S. - Being hit by a very large hammer is a surprising ...

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