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... 'd made up earlier that afternoon, which she was now calling "The Alan Song." She liked to vary the rhythm, tempo, and words, which came out slightly different each time:

I am Alan's cow

Gonna suck his prick like I don't know how

Son makes mom go "moo"

Rewards her mouth with a load of goo

Mommy's chest's a hit

She can't wait until he fucks her tits

I am Alan's rack

He owns my chest and that's a fact

She was too shy to sing ...

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