A Lewd Family - Chapter 14: Angry Mother

“Since I was born, I’ve had the same dream every day, where the same day repeats over and over.”“What do you do in the dream?”“Rob banks, blow up buildings, flirt with girls, play Grand Theft Auto… since it’s a dream, I naturally do a lot of lawless things.”“Tell me what you did last night.”“Last night was more interesting. I’ve been dreaming for so long, but it’s the first time I’ve dreamt of someone I know in real life. She was a very beautiful girl…”“Mhm.” The police officer nodded while taking notes. “Go on, I’m listening.”

Ren Arakawa thought getting stabbed by his psycho ex-girlfriend was the worst way to die, and it would end his story. Turns out, it was just the prologue. He wakes up in a parallel earth full of dungeons, monsters, hunters and way too many women with clingy tendencies and knives.To make things worse, the goddess who reincarnated him? Yeah—she's the Yandere Goddess, the divine creator of obsessive love and the world he is going to reincarnate is female-dominated world, and she’s mad Ren called his ex “crazy.” So she curses him:“Every girl who likes you will become yandere. Like, explosively, murderously, loyalty-soaked yandere, to them you will be their oxygen. Good luck, idiot~ Go ahead and realise how amazing this yandere love is.”BUT—plot twist—the God of Creation, who’s been hiding in a broom closet in heaven since the beginning of the universe to escape his yandere stalker (guess who?), snatches Ren’s soul mid-reincarnation and gives him a cheat skill:[Heartsteal] – Absorb one power from any yandere girl who's obsessed with you.“My guy...you should help me...this bitch is driving me crazy..”Now Ren just wants to survive dungeons and not die from accidental love. Instead, he’s collecting powers:A healer who murders teammates because they looked at him wrongA pop idol who sends her fans to the shadow realm for shipping her with someone else other than RenA plant mage who grows garden clones of him to cuddle and possibly do other thingsArmed with sarcasm, trauma, and increasingly dangerous girlfriends, Ren must climb the power ladder, level up, and eventually punch a literal goddess in the face to break the curse and destroy the concept of Yandere and be a free man.Love? Nope. Power through emotionally unstable women? Absolutely.

“When everyone believes a lie it becomes the truth”“When everyone is in a dream then it becomes reality”[Blue Star, year 2027]Like every other day on the blue start, the sky was blue and the sun was shining. At least it should have been until it happened!Before anybody could react, the whole planet was infected by a burst of strange energy, giving things both living and nonliving incredible abilities and characteristics.The Qin terracotta warriors came to life, shouting that their emperor was about to descendMona Lisa stepped out of her painting, saying a new era had begunIn the Vatican, an ancient tomb rose from the ground, saying Jesus was about to rise once moreHitler's cap appeared giving a random German the ability to brainwash millions of livesAll around the world, strange events started happening with historical and legendary items taking the leadAnd if that wasn't unexpected enough, they came!The Gods and Monsters that humans of the blue only thought of as myths or legends began to descendChoosing various warriors and awakeners to carry their willThese people were called divine warriors and stood out from the awakenedUnexpectedly, a thousand years later, the Blue star had produced hundreds of strongmen capable of kicking the moon and punching the stars.However, in the most unbelievable circumstances, the most powerful gods and awakeners gathered together to defeat one manDeceiver Lin Ye!Characterised by a signature Joker mask, he was one awaker whose true abilities were never knownDisplaying an array of different powers on each occasion, he was dubbed the title “Jack of all trades master of all”Unfortunately, under the combined attack of the powerhouses, including Zeus, Odin, and the Dragon goddess Tiamat, there was no chance for him to surviveUsing his last means, he transports himself to the past, planning to use his power properly and fix all regrets“With this power, the universe shall fall at my feet!”Deciding to abandon the humans who betrayed him, deciding to live for himselfLin Ye devises a means to force all lives to work for him without ever revealing his identityUsing his power, he created the one thing which would cause all life in the universe to yearn forUsing his power, he created the one thing which could only be thought of as fiction, even with the advent of global awakeningUsing this power, he creates the system!This is a story of how Lin Ye, the future lord of the multiverse, The biggest black hand behind the scenes, The source of the extraordinary, The only God, The father of Evil Gods, and The master of the system is born!

Upon awakening, Su Changkong found himself transmigrated to a world thrown into chaos by war and rampaged by demon monsters, where his martial arts talent was mediocre. However, Su Changkong discovered that as long as his own “life span” increased, his talents and potential could also be “limitlessly” enhanced!Cultivating the Health-preserving Fist technique and practicing the qi of longevity! The path to immortality is littered with corpses, and Su Changkong embarked on a Martial Arts path where he would not perish, even if heaven and earth were to be annihilated!