Apocalypse Baby - Chapter 22: Hit and Run

Once the ultimate Soldier King and a supreme assassin, empowered by a magical Magic Bracelet, had mastered Cultivation, Medical Skill, X-ray vision, and foreseeing the future… became an omnipotent master of pretense. Come, come, come, watch the omnipotent master of pretense teach you a few tricks of pretense.A demonic man who walked out of a major foreign prison, yet married a cold Queen-like CEO wife, leading a life where “you glare at me with displeasure, and I look at you with disdain.”

In 1668, our city earned the title of “The Safest Place in the Country.”I had a lot to do with that. How?Because I was arrested.

Ian thought he was just a little wizard with a tiny bit of talent [cheat], and that hard work would make him stronger. However, as the story progresses, he gradually begins to discover that the teachers who have been teaching him magic are either once-famous strong individuals or characters mentioned in various legendary stories.“Standing before you is the noble apostle of the Misty Illusion Realm, the joint spokesperson of the Old Dead, and the designated successor by the founders of Hogwarts!”“What? That noseless freak wants to cause trouble? He must not have heard of my original magic spell that’s even recorded on the Chocolate Frog's famous collector's cards!”“Dumbledore Summoning Spell!”“Dumbledore Berserk Spell!”

Hazekaya was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG!Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs.From dodging unwanted “affections”, to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called “friends,” and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him “Shitman.”With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazekaya is left wondering—“Why is my isekai life like this!?”