Black Tortoise God of War - Chapter 15

Jack Smith’s life ended rather abruptly. Spinning out on ice while driving a truck was not the most magnificent method to depart this earth. A mediocre man he had led an ordinary life until his death. Now with a second chance at life, he decided that this time he would be exceptional. This time he would finally live up to his name. After all, a jack of all trades is a master of none but ultimately better than one.Armed with a system and determination to do his best he sets out like any other reincarnated soul in another world to find his place and achieve great things. There is just one small problem with getting started in this endeavour . . . he is yet to be born!Welcome to a progression fantasy with a twist. What might you be able to achieve if your race to the top began before your body had even been born?Join our hero as he masters the language, magics and skills of the Compass Kingdoms but his first great challenge will be learning to walk once more. . . . .Warning 1: Be prepared for the MC to spend an entire book's worth of words and time as an infant but hopefully you will enjoy it nevertheless.Warning 2: Grandfather is legally abusive to MC for a couple of chapters but he is removed from that situation around chapter 30. To be edited out some time in the future.

Bro!

You wouldn’t believe this!

Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday.

Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang.

Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?!

I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right?

RIGHT?!

I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be!

From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?!

A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something!

Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle.

Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS!

GAAAAH!

Jeez this is happening too fast!

However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while!

A new path of power!

I can NOT be an undead!

I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead!

Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them!

I’m no longer on the path for Undeath!

Only Lifelessness awaits me!

I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale!

I am... SKULLIUS!

And I’m not an UNDEAD!

.......

[Sneek Peek]

“What kind of skills are these? What can I do with them? They better not be worthless VOW Bro!”

[Please refrain from calling me- you know what, whatever! Scroll down to access the actual descriptions about the skills].

Um ok.

Click.

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Flesh It Like You Mean It | Lv. 1 ]

Tired of looking dead? Are your eyes hollow? Do you need to smile and show off something other than bones? Call on the power of cosmetic flesh and get a body that's to your liking (not really).

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Lifeless Evolution ]

Tired of the same old undead evolutions? Is being undead not trendy anymore? Is your Lich a sockethole who doesn’t admire your efforts? Well then, try the Lifeless Evolution Package. For strong, unorthodox and peculiar evolutions that will knock your skull off.

-IfyouareseeingthisinyourGuidancefielditmeansthatthisskillisboundtoyouandisnon-refundable-

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I’m going to regret this right?

......

Su Jinzhi never died despite being ill for a long time. It came to the point in his life where he believed that he would die this time. However, once he opened his eyes, he didn’t expect that he was kidnapped and tied to a Love Life System.

The System told him that it was because he did not give up his love for life even though he was ill to that point. As a result, in this lifetime, he would continue to use his sick figure that was not willing to die to save all those who did not love life in this world. He should rouse their passion to live, encourage them to love life, and teach them to be harmonious with society!

Su Junzhi: I want to enjoy life first. I will only have the power to save the world after I taste love.

System: Host, please listen to me. You cannot fall in love with this person. You will become damned if you fall in love with this person.

Su Jinzhi: Isn’t life there to be enjoyed? Why fear death? Shouldn’t becoming a ghost offer you freedom once you die?

– During the moments I forgot, you loved me.

– However, during the moments that I remember you, I love you.

- Description from Novelupdates

As a gourd in the sweet day girl group, Qi Ke has countless CPs in the group, and only has a normal relationship with the captain Song Yushi, and has no sense of CP.

Three hundred cp fans on the whole network are ridiculed every day: such a difficult cp, how are your teeth?

CP Fan Buddhist Department: I said jumping off the building, then ask Lalang.

Some good people even opened a trumpet, called: Did Qi Ke and Song Yushi know each other today?

Three years later, the girl group disbanded, and Qi Ke and Song Yushi were each beautiful and continued to be unfamiliar.

Suddenly one day, a group of internal narcissists: Wait, I seem to get Qi Yu’s CP feeling.

As a result, Qi Ke and Song Yushi’s candy spots were picked out one by one.

Qi Ke’s ring was given by Song Yushi.

The wardrobes of Qi Ke and Song Yushi are shared, and the same styles are numerous.

During the second tour of Sweet day, Qi Ke mentioned the person who accompanied her through the most unknown years, and looked at Song Yushi.

In the last episode of the third season of Sweet day, the video of Song Yushi’s solo dance was shot by Qi Ke. Qi Ke voted for the most beautiful player in the team, and Song Yushi was selected.

Netizen: I won’t watch the romantic variety show next season without the two of them, so hurry up and tie it up for me!

The netizens were crazy, and the company couldn’t sit still. They found two people and proposed a marketing strategy for CP.

Song Yushi: …but we have broken up.

company:! ! !

Qi Ke: How can I do business CP with my ex-girlfriend group so that I can be in the show without letting her see that I still like her? Hurry, wait online!

half year later.

@Today Qi Ke and Song Yushi know each other: Thank you for your invitation, we are talking.

The first lead singer of the salt and the sweet x the almighty captain of the flower of Kaolin

Qiangqiang, broken mirror and reunion

Natural bend x deep cabinet

Content tags: strong, reunion, entertainment, sweet text

Search keywords: Protagonists: Song Yushi, Qi Ke ┃ Supporting roles: Pre-received “Fake Love [Entertainment Circle]” for collection ┃ Others: Tianwen, next year

One sentence introduction: and we are forced to open business

Concept: Promote team spirit, learn unity is strength.

- Description from novelbuddy