Catastrophe Card King - Chapter 463 - 167: "The Polluted Slit-Mouthed

I died the way I lived—cheap, broke, and naked.One freak laptop accident later, I wake up in my younger body… back when I still had hair, hope, and zero rent money.But this time, I’ve got something else.A system.One that talks. One that levels me up.One that feeds off... intimacy with women carrying “Yin-rich energy.”And the first target?My mysterious landlady. She’s mature, curvy, and definitely hiding more than just a killer figure under that robe.To grow stronger, I’ll have to seduce, satisfy, and survive the “Dual Cultivation Trials” the System keeps throwing at me—each more insane than the last.It’s time to become the strongest lewd cultivator in the modern world.And I’ll start... by paying my rent.Tags: romance | reincarnation | system | r18 | comedy | harem | cultivation | slice of life | fast paced | urban | academy | milfs | older women

Upon waking up, Lu Yuan discovered that he had been reborn ten years into the past. Consequently, Lu Yuan sold off all the assets left by his parents, gaining the reputation as the most prodigal second-generation rich kid in the financial world.Little did anyone know that the “rip-offs” he bought would evolve into supreme Dao Artifacts three months later.

In the City of Crime, one law stands above them all: Only the strongest can live.

Losing his parent early on, he had to survive in a world he couldn´t even see… Blind and left alone, he was seen as a parasite by the social hierarchy of the new ages filled with martial arts and soulbonds