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... ked the door.

Mind you I was still peeing.

What??? I had to fucking pee.

Kel walked over to her shower door and opened it to turn on the water which upon hearing the water flow just made me pee harder which semi hurt because of my angle.

Eventually I was finished peeing my brains out. Time to fuck my brains out....again.

I walked over to the shower where Kel was standing letting the quickly heated water hit her head.

I closed the door behind me and ...

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