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Or at least, something respectable.
Heroic. Tragic. Inspiring.
Not this.
Not slipping in a bathtub, electrocuted by my own damn laptop while watching busty yoga MILFs on mute.
Not even fullscreen.
Split-screen—because I was also Googling "can ramen expire?"
As my vision faded and the scent of burnt hair filled my nose, I had one final thought:
Well... at least I cleared my browser history.
Darkness. ...
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