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... >

Or at least, something respectable.

Heroic. Tragic. Inspiring.

Not this.

Not slipping in a bathtub, electrocuted by my own damn laptop while watching busty yoga MILFs on mute.

Not even fullscreen.

Split-screen—because I was also Googling "can ramen expire?"

As my vision faded and the scent of burnt hair filled my nose, I had one final thought:

Well... at least I cleared my browser history.

Darkness. ...

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