Cultivation starts with picking up attributes - Chapter 79: Ch-: We are so Doomed

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On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings.

WRS : I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gayyyyyyyyyyyy!

XN : Neither am I.

WRS : Seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.

XN : Ok.

So…

Counselor : I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note and be a bad influence.

WRS : No we just fell accidentally…

Neighbour : Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.

WRS : No that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ahh…

Gym Teacher : You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!

WRS : Noooooooo that was just the milk I spilt!!!

Finally,

XN : Senior

WRS : Yeah?

XN : Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.

WRS : … Just what I was thinking.

Light and color, sound and scent;Clothing, food, shelter, transportation, smartphones, computers;Burning, freezing, friction, explosion, thunder, rain, growth, decay;All material changes and chemical phenomena;Our bodies, our thoughts, our world—were all built upon electromagnetic interactions!Whoever could control electromagnetic forces, they would be the tyrant who dominated the world!However, electromagnetism is too profound for us, so let us start by learning how to “Discharge”...

Fick, who transmigrated over to a world of magic, and was tied to a godly choice system at the very start. Henceforth, he would have to choose from three choices in everything he did, with each choice being rewarded generously.

The daughter of the Su family who has been missing for more than ten years has been found!

It is said that this daughter is a bum who doesn’t understand anything…

The owner of a luxury store of an international brand: The royal designer of a luxury brand, you say she doesn’t understand anything?

Some people say that she is an illiterate female who has not attended school for a day…

Retired professor of a university: My favorite student is illiterate? ! What are you? Is it rubbish?

At the banquet, Shao Pei put his arms around the shy person in his arms and said to everyone: My family Xixi is gentle and soft-hearted, don’t bully her.

A certain rich second generation who was maimed by her and was still lying in the hospital: … Pei Shao, you may have misunderstood the word gentleness.

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