Daily Life of A Caretaker - Chapter 116: Arc 3: Unknown Discovery - 27

Ten years ago, John and his parents were transported into a game world.This young man, full of ambition to conquer the world, unfortunately awakened the weakest class—Furniture Maker.But what troubled John most wasn’t his class.Like most transmigrators, he had a system.The only problem was—This system kept granting him strange and absurd skills.[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve acquired a concept-level skill: Absolute Diarrhea Technique. Your basic attacks will cause opponents to suffer explosive diarrhea until complete exhaustion. Any creature without an anus is unworthy of being your enemy!][Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve acquired a concept-level skill: Mummification Wrapping Technique. Bandages crafted by you can heal all things!][Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve acquired a concept-level skill: You may steal and copy the abilities of anyone named John!][Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve acquired a bonus concept-level skill: You may forcibly rename anyone to John!]…Years later, in the Divine Realm, a lone figure stood tall above the heavens.As the sacred hymns echoed, he raised a finger—And all the gods clenched their anuses in fear.

Ye Yu transmigrated into a fantasy world and awakened the Dream Simulation System. After each dream, he could randomly acquire a power from the dream. Initially, Ye Yu planned to slowly grow stronger this way until he could dominate the entire world. As time passed, Ye Yu experienced more and more dreams. But he later discovered that the wives in his dreams actually existed in reality. As the saying goes, having one girlfriend is dangerous, but having many girlfriends is life-threatening. When these immensely powerful demonesses and empresses started showing up one by one, Ye Yu’s first reaction was to run away.

My daughters started regressing out of nowhere, stirring up a storm because they missed their mother.…But I haven’t even married yet, let alone have any daughters!?