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... f red wine in hand.
I wonder why. Maybe because it resembles blood?
Still, to be honest, I think red wine tastes like crap—I’d much rather have a cold beer.
I love drinking it almost as much as I love the blood of hot moms—I’d chug gallons at every meal if Isabelle didn’t get on my case about it.
She really doesn’t want to see me with a beer belly.
But whether it’s wine, beer, or any other booze, what matters most is who you’re drinking it with.
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