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... ally yelled from the kitchen like I was having some kind of breakdown.
"Peter, what’s so damn funny up there?"
"Nothing, just... TikTok!" I yelled back, wiping tears from my eyes because I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt.
If only she knew I was laughing about becoming the sexual messiah for California’s most frustrated housewives. That’s some next-level irony that would probably give her a heart attack.
After getting back from Madison’s Range Rover adventure— ...
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