Department Of Paranormal Entities (D.O.P.E) - Chapter 32: Sparring Match!

After being rescued from the perpetual life of slavery as an Arcane Vessel, Theo is given a choice: To continue with his sad and miserable life, or to join a group of Mercenaries called The Ak’ashi Guild and change his life forever.Upon choosing the latter, he must now go through immense challenges and learn even more truths about the world than he ever thought existed.... All while doing his best to survive in the current age—the Arcane Era.Tags: Fantasy. Action. Adventure. Magic. WeaktoStrong. Romance. NoHarem. SliceofLife.

Host: What is your dream?Lv Xiaobu: To eat and do nothing, to do as I please.Host: Then how did you become the world's richest man?Lv Xiaobu: How would I know? You ask a spendthrift how to make money? Really! I want to go back to sleep.Host: Please don't...Lv Xiaobu: Tip, five thousand.Host: Kneeling and sending off Young Master Xiaobu, may Young Master Xiaobu rule the world forever!Lv Xiaobu: Wahahaha!

Transmigrating into a parallel world, a Mystic Technique Master becomes Su Nian—the young lady of a prestigious family.Su Nian has a small goal, which is to earn one hundred million through live streaming!A love-brained young lady says,“My boyfriend loves me so much. He won’t even let me lift a finger!”Su Nian smiles sweetly.“Sweetie, I suggest you check your storage room. Your dear boyfriend is hiding a human head in there~”The eldest daughter who has been mistreated for years at home cries,“Ever since we were kids, my parents have always favored my younger sister. Now they even want me to marry the cripple from the neighboring village. We’re both their daughters—why is the difference so huge?!”Su Nian tilts her head.“Sweetie, I suggest you get a DNA test.”A cheating scumbag who’s juggling two relationships panics,“My wife and my girlfriend disappeared overnight. I suspect my wife killed my girlfriend!”Su Nian reassures him calmly.“Sweetie, don’t worry. They just went abroad together for a sweet vacation.”One day, while Su Nian is happily live streaming, a notification suddenly pops up in her room:[International CEO requests to connect]Su Nian looks at the screen and says sincerely,“Sweetie, you’re about to become completely broke—without a single penny to your name.”The live stream explodes!“Is this the legendary man whose wealth rivals a nation?”“Richest Man, run! This woman’s mouth is blessed!”“Richest Man, feel free to go bankrupt. We’ll definitely miss you…”

I seem to have reincarnated in the world of an r-rated romance fantasy novel. And not just as an ordinary character, but as the witch who loses her life to the crazy male lead!

Luckily there is a long 200 years until the main characters are born and grow into their roles.

Now that my life is not in imminent danger, shall we leisurely think of ways to avoid death?

However, I had not taken notice of a very important detail about the time I’d be spending ‘safe from imminent danger’. 200 years was by no means a short waiting period and by the time the younger version of the male lead appeared in front of me , I had completely forgotten the original novel’s plot!

Oh, whatever, now that it’s come to this, the only way to survive is to raise the male lead into a sane and stable adult! The first step to avoiding death by the hands of the tyrant male lead is changing this extremely frightened child’s life.

“It must be very inconvenient for you to have me suddenly show up on your doorstep, I’m sorry. You can tell me to go away, I’ll be fine.”

“Nonsense. Do I look like someone who could be inconvenienced by a little boy like you? Also, what do you mean by you’ll be fine even if told to go away? It’s not like you have anywhere to go back to, kid.”

The little boy burst into tears.

‘Oh, this is so not it.’ Was what the witch thought to herself as the little boy sobbed