Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable - Chapter 1941: I haven’t bathed in days

You think too much, cultivation is not like this…

When Kong Hou steps on the path to cultivation, she learns that all xianxia stories are full of lies.

A relaxed cultivation story.

Kong Hou: a traditional musical instrument like a harp. The female protagonist’s name.

- Description from novelupdates

In 2028, the Abyss invaded, accompanied by the arrival of Extraordinary Power, bringing Blue Star into the era of universal awakening.Chu Xiu, a transmigrator who inherits the Infinite Saint Dao Sect, looks at the insane Demonic Secret Techniques before him and falls into contemplation.“Crafting a Bone Banner requires the sacrifice of hundreds of mortals. Well... do zombies count as humans?”And he quickly discovers that those Abyss creatures work exceptionally well for crafting Demonic Artifacts. Most importantly, their number was almost inexhaustible!

My wife is pretending to be a bad student again.######After raising a foolish wife for nineteen years, she left a divorce paper and ran away!Sitting in a wheelchair, he looked calm: “She doesn't know the way, she won't get far.”The subordinate reminded: “Madam has run abroad to compete...”Young Master remained expressionless: “She is a bad student, always last in every competition.”The subordinate wiped his sweat: “But, Madam is a judge this time...”Mr. Emperor furrowed his brows: “Heh, what does a country girl know besides planting?”The subordinate wanted to cry: “A global top academic competition... in the men's category... as a judge...”He, who has a leg condition, suddenly stood up from the wheelchair: “I'll go compete!”= =At the competition venue.Looking at his foolish wife dressed as a man, handsome and charming, dominating all the awards; then in a long dress, radiant and mesmerizing, becoming a goddess revered in the fields of global medicine, pharmacy, botany, and even astrophysics...His eyes deepened: “No matter how amazing, she's still my woman!”Who would have thought, she arrogantly tossed a divorce paper: “Here, sign it!”[1v1 sweet love story, both heart-wrenching and heart-warming]

“Who is the football GOAT?”A question that has been asked countless times in the last decade.Is it Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi?To be fair, the question actually depended on what one wanted from a player as they were two different people and they played differently from the other.This was also the case with every other legendary player to grace the game.As a diehard fan of the game, Jason Bolu also had someone he thought to be the goat, but unlike most people, he harbored the desire to not only become as great as them, but even greater than any legend that ever graced the game.He wanted to become the Greatest Of All Legends… the GOAL.Unfortunately, fate has never cared about people’s hopes and dreams, and just like every other unfortunate human, she hit him hard across the face with a broken reality and sent him flying in another direction from his goal, yet he didn’t give up and continually persevered but, in the end, he didn’t ever make it.He wasn’t even halfway near his goal.He thought it was over… but it wasn’t.He got another chance at his dreams, and this time he was going to do more than his best to achieve his dream.