Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World - Chapter 3 - 2 - Entrance Exam

I seem to have reincarnated in the world of an r-rated romance fantasy novel. And not just as an ordinary character, but as the witch who loses her life to the crazy male lead!

Luckily there is a long 200 years until the main characters are born and grow into their roles.

Now that my life is not in imminent danger, shall we leisurely think of ways to avoid death?

However, I had not taken notice of a very important detail about the time I’d be spending ‘safe from imminent danger’. 200 years was by no means a short waiting period and by the time the younger version of the male lead appeared in front of me , I had completely forgotten the original novel’s plot!

Oh, whatever, now that it’s come to this, the only way to survive is to raise the male lead into a sane and stable adult! The first step to avoiding death by the hands of the tyrant male lead is changing this extremely frightened child’s life.

“It must be very inconvenient for you to have me suddenly show up on your doorstep, I’m sorry. You can tell me to go away, I’ll be fine.”

“Nonsense. Do I look like someone who could be inconvenienced by a little boy like you? Also, what do you mean by you’ll be fine even if told to go away? It’s not like you have anywhere to go back to, kid.”

The little boy burst into tears.

‘Oh, this is so not it.’ Was what the witch thought to herself as the little boy sobbed

“You might be my wife, but I shall not lay a hand on you.”

“Is that so? Then can I lay my hand on you?”

“……Pardon?”

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Around 20 years in the future, the world is destroyed due to the invasion of demons. There’s only one way to prevent the destruction.

Marry the Duke known as the Monster and give birth to his child who will grow up to be the future warrior.

“Mielle, that marriage, I’ll do it instead.”

Yelena, who saw the future,
decided to get married to the Monster Duke and give birth to his child to save the world, however…

“Are we going to keep being idle like this?”

She thought she would be able to get it over and done with (?),
but her husband’s impregnable fortress-like defenses are beyond imagination!

“I told you to strip! Why aren’t you stripping?! Is it a part of your skin?”

Can Yelena safely give birth to the warrior and save the world in the end?

Once dressed as one of the old female protagonists in “The Pampered Crying Bag Omega”, the famous scumbag A, Shi Ning is very calm.
Even when the hotel room door was accidentally pushed open by the hostess Su Wanxing, she was very stable.
But this guy… seems to be the heroine’s sister Su Fillxue.
The only straight female A in the original book.
Shi Ning thought about it, who knew that Su Fenxue could say in a cold tone with red eyes: “You are so good at being an A? Why don’t we change positions?”
…Damn, who are you looking down on?
She only wanted to tease this pure and cold iceberg beauty, but how could this guy break all her principles and stick to her heart? !
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People who knew Shi Ning thought that she would wander the flowers and never give up. Until one day, Shi Ning and his new wife entered a love drama produced by her company.
Watching her wash her hands and make soup every day, surrounded by Su Fillxue’s wife all day long, his wife is short…
Friend: Help, is this still the scumbag Shi Ning?
Netizen: KSWLKSWL, double A is fragrant!
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cp: I’m not stingy, I’m so flirtatious, Ax is cold and rational, beautiful, strong and miserable, astronomy sister
Demining: There is first marriage and then love, no pendant, a lot of snarky talk, pure affection, non-double C, double A, wave A turns back and becomes a wife slave.
This article is also known as “Can Double A be nabbed? 》

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