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... een ’Zack’ not ’Jake’. Although I’ve fixed it, I still wanted to point that out.

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(Millenniums of years ago…)

"Weak!"

-Twack!!!

"Sloppy!"

-Twack!!!

"Disappointing!"

-Twack!!!

With a yawn that signified that he was bored out of his mind, a man who seemed to be in his late twenties, brutally continued to thrash the tweens before him with a wooden twig.

Yes, a wooden twig.

"I… hate… you! I freaking… hat ...

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