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... ctually have life after death. And, in the typical human fashion, they made that everybody else’s problem. This phasic shade is severe enough to cause even Earthlings to abandon any sector in which they are spotted, and never return.

And that gentlebeings is why, when you see a naked lemur with its hand in a jar of jam, you are to smile, wave, and leave it the fuck alone. - Historian uspadenarias/ speaking of the "Final Days of the Second Precursor War"

Early records state that p ...

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