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In a small Nigerian village called Somoto.

Over 50 villagers huddled in front of a 21-inch snowy TV screen.

The moment they saw Obi’s assist, everyone was in an uproar!

They danced around the TV in grass skirts, and even the person holding the antenna raised his arms and shouted in excitement.

However, when the antenna fell, more snow appeared on the TV, and he hurriedly adjusted the cable back.

"The duck has been broken, the duck has been broken, ...

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