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... n you’re all pumped up to kill, set fire, rape, and loot, and someone suddenly asks you, ‘Do you know how to grow vegetables?’ And the voice is so loud, like someone yelling beside your ear.

It’s like going to a bar, flirting with a sexy maid, taking her to the room for a steamy dance, stripping off in the dark, and then she suddenly stretches out her hands and yells at you: look at my nail polish! It glows in the dark!

Makes a man want to drop dead.

Who could dare talk t ...

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