Hellbound With The Vampire King - Chapter 43: I want to lick you all over

The universe gave me another chance after life screwed me over. My second life brought me to a world where people breath fire, walk on water and some people with special eyes that give them bullsh#t powers. Well, I got the gamer ability. And I’m gonna use it to stand at the peak. But it's gonna be a long journey before I reach that summit. SI - MC.

Crying blood and tears, she pledged a poisonous vow. The gods did not fail her. She was sent back to a decade ago. The legitimate daughter of Jiang family returned from hell.

There once was a very popular question on the internet:

If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction?

And someone on the internet had famously responded:

First, give your bros a good time!

Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty!

But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. **** your mom! Ah, ****! **** it!

Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have balls anymore.

Yan Feifan, a resident doctor known as a top student, fell into a coma for one year and three months in an accident.He, however, entered a mysterious place during the coma and when he comes around, he feels overpowered.“Yan Feifan, are you finished with the patient's file?”“Yeah.”“And you've memorized it?”“I have.”“You claim you've memorized it all. In that case, I'll have to test you.”“If you're just making irresponsible boasts, then you can go right back where you came from.”