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... n into stone. Which is a lie, straight up. It’s like saying a writer gets laid just because he writes good."

"How?" Johnson asked, frowning like a bull who saw his cow-wife giving milk to another man.

I knitted my brows. "Are you asking how do I know that writers don’t get laid?"

"No. I know the sex life of writers. I am asking, how are you sure that my father was lying?"

"Oh. Yeah, that. You said when you saw those naked women you felt something hard. Do you not ...

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