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... me a blow-job. I remembered something because of that.

Here :

A man goes into a brothel.

He says to the madam, "Hi, I'm a traveling salesman, I've been on the road for eight weeks. I'll pay 100 dollar for the worst blow-job in the house."

She says, "The worst? For 100 dollar you can have the best blow-job in the house!"

He says, "No, it's all right, I'm not horny, I'm homesick."

Keeping that aside, I have to refuse this old woman.

But I fe ...

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