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... Yes. 4-6-6-0. At this point, I'm less of a human and more of a walking software update. If I sneeze too hard, I might accidentally unlock Windows 12.
It's a serious condition. My body now generates pop-up ads for cheap VPNs, and my immune system is exclusively powered by whatever ancient, dusty code allows a 2005 screensaver to run on a modern gaming PC. I might need a patch soon. (Just kidding)
But I wasn't alone. I had around a thousand allies—prisoners, aliens, depressed gym ...
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