I Have Returned, but I Cannot Lay down My Gun - Chapter 86: Editor

Alex, a socially awkward guy with a mundane life, dies in the most ridiculous way imaginable — slipping on a banana peel while whacking off to an adult film. His embarrassing demise leads to an even stranger fate: he wakes up reincarnated as Jonny Sins, a rising star in a parallel universe where adult film actors are legendary heroes wielding unique powers of charm, seduction, and stamina.But life as a hero-pornstar is more complicated than it looks. Jonny is guided by Lustina, a seductive, snarky AI system offering him power-ups and quests — all with a price. As he navigates the absurdity of this erotic world, Alex discovers deeper mysteries about the System bound to him. Why was he chosen? What is Lustina’s true purpose? And why does the fate of the erotic multiverse seem to rest on his… performance?Armed with special techniques, limitless stamina, and newfound confidence, Alex must embrace his new identity as the Legendary Hero of Many Professions — doctor, soldier, astronaut, teacher… and aggressive step-daddy — to rise through the ranks and confront the ultimate threat to pleasure and freedom.It’s going to be a wild ride.–––[Jonny I've got an audition for you, are you interested?]Jonny: what's that?[Do you wanna act in a porn fraction? The role is an amateur twick is available for now]Jonny: Do you really want me to act as an amateur twick?.[If you aren't ok playing the role of an amateur twick, there is another role available. The role of an aggressive step daddy]Jonny: I choose the step daddy! I always loved to be a stepdad. I was born to play this role.

Su Yi got into a car accident on the way to work and lost her memory. She forgot two things:
1. She and Xu Ruoxing are physically married.
2. She has liked Xu Ruoxing for many years.
Su Yi woke up and her friend told her two things:
1. She and Xu Ruoxing are very affectionate.
2. Xu Ruoxing loves her to the death.
Xu Ruoxing rushed to the hospital after receiving the news of Su Yi’s car accident. The woman who met her in private and didn’t say hello was lying on the hospital bed. When she saw her, she reached out her hand and said coquettishly, “Honey, hug me.”

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