I Only Choked on Noodles, Why Am I Here?! [BL] - Chapter 1 – Waking Up in the Wrong Story

800 years ago, 3000 dimensional gates opened across the entire world. In that moment, it was as if 3000 different colored eyes opened across the world as hordes of monsters swarmed out of these gates like tears.

Some could destroy city walls with one strike; They had bodies the size of a giant and fed on humans

Some latched onto humans, absorbing their bodies’ nutrients and enslaving humans

Some infiltrated the humans’ cities, disguising themselves as normal human beings while feeding upon human blood to sustain themselves.

In a night, the Human race fell to the bottom of the food chain.

The world had turned into a paradise for monsters…

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Qin Shuangshuang inexplicably transmigrated into a villain with big breasts and no brains in the novel. When she traveled through time, she was pulling the school belle’s hair, trying to express her admiration for the heroine.
Thinking of the plot in the book where she was about to be beaten and cried by the hero Ji Feiran, Qin Shuangshuang bald and shouted at the school belle: “I can’t get your heart, but I want to get your people!”
Ji Feiran: …
School belle: …
From then on, the whole school knew that Qin Shuangshuang liked the school belle and was Ji Feiran’s rival in love. She cares about school girls in every possible way, and even touches her hands. She was ruthless and turned Ji Feiran’s entire body on his back in order to get the school beauty.
Ji Feiran: Fuck! I must straighten my rival!
half year later……
Ji Feiran’s rival in love has changed from Qin Shuangshuang to Xiaohua.
Ji Feiran: The card is 500,000 yuan, no password, leave Qin Shuangshuang, otherwise there will be no way for you to survive in the third middle school.
School belle: …
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Read the guide:
1. Calm and calm, dislike the heroine in mouth and body *Impulsive and violent, dislike straight male protagonist in body
2. Shuangwen, Tianwen, Gaojie, HE 1V1

One-sentence introduction: My rival insists on breaking me straight
Conception: As far as the sincerity is concerned, gold and stone are opened.

Content tags: wealthy family female supporting role wearing books cool text
Search keywords: Protagonist: Qin Shuangshuang, Ji Feiran ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others:

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