I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?! - Chapter 133 - 102 College Entrance Exam Content? Radiative Island! Ethnic Cleansing Assessment!

Ten years after her parents’ divorce, the grandmother who raised Chu Tingwu passed away, leaving her to be shuttled back and forth between relatives.At this moment, an entity claiming to be a “Cub Rearing System” suddenly appeared, wanting to bind itself to her and cultivate her into an outstanding graduate of its program.Just as Chu Tingwu was about to refuse, she saw her personal attributes on the system interface—[Name: Chu Tingwu][Species: Cat]Chu Tingwu: Something’s not right here…Due to a bug, the system had identified her as a kitten.Her stats were those of a cat, but her appearance remained human.How should an exemplary human-cat be raised? Sleeping, causing mischief, eating until she became as round as a pig?However, the reality turned out to be quite different: extreme sports, expert bird-catcher, master mouse-hunter, catching invasive fish barehanded with dynamic vision, using camouflage and tracking skills to film documentaries of rare birds, nearly making the social news as a suspected retired special police officer.For the first lesson in cultivation, the system said gravely:“A cub cannot live alone. We need to find you a cat mother… I’ve already detected a suitable candidate nearby. Go to the target location quickly, little one, and let the cat mother adopt you.”Chu Tingwu looked up as an advertisement fluttered into her hand:[Sunshine Pet Hospital: Limited-time half-price pet neutering, one month of free food with every pet adoption]Chu Tingwu: Who exactly is adopting whom here?

Chang’an, Jan. 14th of lunar month, Tianbao Year 3 (744AD), Tang Dynasty.

For residents of Imperial City, what awaits them when the city enjoys its dazzling brilliance and joy of the Lantern Festival is an unexpected catastrophe that’ll destroy all. Tujue (a nationality in the north of ancient China), Wolfpack, kidnapping, assassination, rampant flames that scorch all…start the gear for the doom of and the Longest Day in Chang’an.

And the only hope lies in a one-eyed convict sentenced to death and the fleeting Twelve Hours…Will Chang’an, the city of prosperity, survive the longest day ever or will it burn…

[No weak protagonist, No simp, Prodigies battle for supremacy, Explosively satisfying invincible (Overpowered) protagonist type]Jun Xiaoyao transmigrates to a Xuanhuan (mysterious fantasy) world, becoming the Divine Scion of an Ancient Aristocratic Family. He possesses an unbeatable background, world-shocking talent, and furthermore, obtains a sign-in system. At the very start, he signs in and receives a fully developed (Great Accomplishment) Ancient Sacred Body.Signing in at the Taiyue Ancient Stele, he obtains a six-star reward: the Divine Elephant's Prison-Suppressing Strength!Signing in at his ten-year-old banquet, he obtains a seven-star reward: the Supreme Bone!Signing in at the Bronze Immortal Palace, he obtains an eight-star reward: the Myriad Creatures Mother Qi Cauldron!Signing in at the Boundless Realm Sea, he obtains a ten-star reward: the Great Art of Transforming into Freedom!Countless years later, Jun Xiaoyao sits cross-legged in the Ninth Heaven, points his sword towards the Azure Sky and declares: “Across the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, I control destiny! At the end of the Immortal Path, I am the Apex!”Novel Keywords: Opening with a Sign-in to an Ancient Sacred Body

【Breaking News! Exceedingly Popular Manhua Artist Tang Zhi’s Amazing Boyfriend is Master He Xiu of Starlight General Merchandise!】

Internet User #1: 「Every time a new female star becomes popular, she wants my amazing Master He as her boyfriend/bankroller/Mr. Wang from next door.* You can’t change a person!!!!」

Internet User #2: 「No ^^, the main point is that now, they won’t even leave a manhua artist alone!」

Master He’s bad friend** also sent him a congratulatory message: 「Congrats for attaining the 10/10 Boyfriend Achievement! *casts flowers* *★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★*」

Master He replied: 「Excuse me, this time it’s real :)」

Obsessed with money + Misandry. Once, I had no delusions towards romance, but your voice made my entire world fall into the river of love.

*term used jocularly to refer to a neighbor who is supposedly sleeping with one’s wife

**friend who is a bad influence