I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?! - Chapter 522 - 376: Three Great Mutant Abilities! Devil God Divine Arts!_1

Yuan Xi had a dream about a sexual encounter, only to discover after a night of pleasure that it had all been real. After being shocked silly for a long time, he ran away.

Who would have thought that a big grown man like him would become pregnant and have a son?

The question was, who is the child’s father? It had been too dark for Lao Tzu to see clearly!

Also, what was this daily life system that has been attached to him?

Farming Skill
Ranching Skill
Harvesting Skill
Cooking Skill
Building Skill
Skinning Skill
Sewing Skill
Smithing Skill

… There was a never-ending row of categories.

老子 Lao Tzu: A way of referring to oneself, usually in angry or joking situations.

- Description from Novelupdates

On Blue Sea Star, there exists a transcendent group that controls various unimaginable powers through armed cards, known as — Star Card Masters.Su Yuan had transmigrated, bringing along a system that could enhance his own Star Cards.Awakening of the Transformation Realm Soul Awakening Card = Top-Tier Talent Soul Card “Azure Sky Phoenix”Perfect Level Wind Walking: Evades certain ranged attacks!Perfect Level Gray Flame Strike: Twin Gray Flame Strikes in unison!Perfect Level Elemental Magnetism Pressure: Gravity Domain!Perfect Level Space Cut: Boundary Breaking Line!Perfect Steel Flame Finger + Perfect Hardened Iron Armor = Golden Burning Hand!...Starting from enhancing his initial Soul Awakening Card, Su Yuan gradually ascended to the ultimate realm of Star Card Masters!

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.

However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed…

- Description from Novelupdates

This is a story about a legend, of one that can never be forgotten.Summer, first time down the mountains in 16 years, after being raised by his 3 masters and Fairy sister.