In This Life, I Will Be The Lord - Chapter 2

Rated 18+ [Mature scenes] [Netori].(Kids go read Shadow Slave. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ.)—————Yo, meet Gezza, a basement-dwelling perv who’s more intimate with his laptop’s incognito mode than any real woman.His life’s a mess—crusty socks, nacho crumbs, and swimsuit posters mocking his lonely ass—until he swipes a creepy old book from a demolished library.The Playbook lets him write any woman’s name, and bam—she’s head-over-heels, seeing him as her dream stud.Gezza goes wild, banging his hot neighbor and eyeing a harem of Instagram babes, but here’s the kicker: every name he writes saps his mojo, leaving him with a cursed case of limp-dick doom.Will this sleazeball outsmart the Playbook’s price, or is he screwed in all the wrong ways? Dive into this raunchy, laugh-out-loud urban fantasy where lust meets cosmic payback!

Attribute Classification: Overhead/Western Magic/Strong Attack/Sweet

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“I can’t accept this! I can’t! Even as a ghost, I’m going to spend eternity cursing that your relationship will shatter like glass! Break apart like a pair of mandarin ducks that fly away from each other!” With such a persisting obsession, it would be difficult for the vengeful departed spirit to move on.

Dual cultivation is Passion, it is art, it is love, and it is Life. This is Cupid's Resolve._________________________________Watching his entire family die was never something Eros thought he would experience.The Yin and Yang Sect was the only home he had ever known. It was destroyed in a single day, reduced to ruins by those who branded its disciples heretics.As practitioners of dual cultivation, they were hunted and purged without mercy.Eros was one of those heretics and one of the few who survived.Now he has nothing left but the powerful cultivation bloodline passed down through his family. With his unparalleled talent for dual cultivation, he will rise through the heavens, growing stronger with pleasure.The world that destroyed his home will one day kneel before him.This is Eros's story of vengeance and indulgence—a journey where queens, goddesses, and women of every race become stepping stones on his path to absolute power—while also charging a large paycheck.__________Note: This would be one of, if not the best smut books you'll ever read.18+ chapters can be skipped.