Keyboard Immortal - Chapter 238: Stop Talking, I Can Already Picture it!

Sealed Kaguya;Mikoto on her wedding night;Kushina during the Nine-Tails' Rampage;Kidnapped Konan...Uchiha Kage, who crawled out of the pile of dead bodies from the night of the clan massacre, discovers that every night he can enter a mysterious space.The space not only contains real female ninjas, but also real instances that update from time to time.Furthermore, by absorbing the dropped ninja fragments, he will also gain the abilities of the corresponding ninja.Crap, it's like I've started playing in the real Naruto world!You say I'm inherently evil?That's right, from now on, I am the most evil Uchiha!I'm going to make Konoha... No, I'm going to turn the entire ninja world into a paradise that belongs to only me!——Sasuke: I treated you like a younger brother, but it turns out you're my dad?Naruto: Awesome, Sasuke! Turns out we're actually blood brothers!

The world froze.Literally froze. The chattering students, the falling cherry blossoms outside the window, even the dust motes in the air – all suspended in perfect stillness.“Oh wonderful hero,” a melodious voice echoed through the room. “Your world faces a terrible crisis, and you have been chosen to—”“No,” he said flatly.A pause. Then a shimmer of golden light coalesced into the form of a beautiful woman in flowing robes. She blinked at him. “I... what?”“I said no. I'm not interested in whatever quest or destiny you're selling. Pick someone else.”The goddess's perfect features creased in confusion. “But... but you've been chosen! The prophecy speaks of a warrior with a fierce spirit, one who—”“Lady, I don't care about your prophecy. I've got enough problems here without adding some fantasy world's issues to the mix. Now un-freeze time and leave me alone.”“You don't understand,” she pressed. “Our world is being ravaged by the Demon King's armies! Millions will die without—”

All Ewan Giacometti wants from his wife is a son. But after three years of unhappiness and disillusionment, Athena Moore is ready to leave her ice cold husband. When she finally asks for a divorce, Ewan’s cunny ‘best friend’ frames her, driving her out of the city. Now, Ewan is left to confront his true feelings about his wife, whom he had married under mysterious circumstances, especially when she returns from exile a changed woman.

This is a story that follows the courtship between a stone from Hell and a god from Heaven that begins in the underworld and spans for three lifetimes in the mortal realm.