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... t glued to the Doberman and the annoying reaction his body was showing. He was acting like a dick, a total ass. Why? I had no fucking idea. But if I had to guess, I think I somehow damaged his manhood.

I mean, the guy—or the dog—had a nice figure, tall and muscular, a warrior's body, good jawline, black and brown fur, the whole deal. Except for one single important thing.

The weiny. The bastard didn't have a fucking cock! No... scratch that, his cock was so pathetic that it was a ...

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No one can invade the dwelling space without the Absolute Dweller’s permission.

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[The Absolute Dweller cannot leave the dwelling space.]

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The vampire prince has invited you to a meal. Will you go?

Xie Xi: I won’t go.

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After loading the file, Xie Xi changed the option: I will go.

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The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.

(1)

Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.

Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?

Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.

Chen He: …

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Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?

Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?

Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!

(3)

Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!

Chen He: Who…who are you?

Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!

Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!

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