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... k his head.

   "I'm not in the bone business, but in the beef and mutton business, but I'm worried that there won't be enough sheep in my village, so I can only get some from you."

   "That's it, that's fine, then I'll go and see what business you want to do."

   "Of course you're welcome. Twenty-eight is a good day in three days. You must come to join us when it opens."

   "Don't worry, sure, then I will leave you bones from the day after tomorrow."

   "Sure, ...

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