MTL - Death Sutra - Chapter 1094 pissed off

“My turn, draw cards”

“It’s better to use this one if you’re fighting”

Looking at the card in his hand, Yue Si gave a villainous smile.

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3000 years after his disappearance, Xue An had undergone cultivation and came back as an invincible fairy. But upon his return to Earth, he realised that he had a pair of twin daughters.

“Papa, this dragon doesn’t taste good!”

“Oh, this must be an ancestor-grade dragon that has lived for much too long. Its meat has become a little dry. Next time, we shall eat a young dragon within ten thousand years of age.”

Some dragon that had existed since the beginning of the universe was lying on the floor, trembling and shivering.

“Papa, between you and the other Immortal-emperor mannies, who is more powerful?”

Xue An smiled. There was not a single soul that could withstand even just one blow from him. If there was! That would at most be two!

“My dear daughters, I will make you girls the happiest princesses in this whole, wide world. No, in this whole universe! And it’s the two of you!”

Zhang Ze travels to a parallel world, where people rely on the magic domain to fight monsters and become stronger to resist the invasion of monsters in the magic cave.

She entered the Demon Realm for her younger sister Zhang Ze, named Luo Sha, but accidentally activated the strongest SSS-level talent summoning technique!

Killing monsters can be summoned, the higher the level of summoning, the more monsters can be summoned, and they can be upgraded, it is simply against the sky!

In the Demon Realm, when other adventurers form a team of hundreds or even thousands of people to attack the boss, Zhang Ze has already led his army of summoned monsters to crush them all the way!

In reality, when countries were still worrying about dealing with high-level monsters, Zhang Ze singled out hundreds of high-level monsters, shocking the whole world!

“Who the hell is Rakshasa? Breaking the record of human beings exploring the Demon Realm all the way, it’s about to break through a hundred floors!”

“Big Xia Kingdom has Zhang Ze, and has already become the most powerful country in the world! If this person cannot be won over, he must be eliminated!”

“What? Zhang Ze single-handedly picked out ten fifth-level Demon Realm powerhouses? It’s over… Sooner or later, the Great Xia Kingdom will dominate the world!”

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Xia Ye is pressured by her mother to either land a golden rice bowl (good paying job) or find a golden turtle (rich husband).

So the stakes are high at her latest job interview. Driven by desperation, Xia Ye comes up with a devious plan to drive away the other candidate. Of course, things do not go as plan when the other candidate turns out to be her interviewer!

From Shusheng Bar:

I: “General manager, I only said I will cook but did not agree to wash the dishes.”

He: “If you don’t wash the dishes, do you expect me to wash them?”

I: “Do you know a woman is most attracted to a man who can do housework? Especially when he is wearing an apron and washing the dishes. This is the ideal image of a good man in the thinking of a majority of the women. In order to create the prefect image of a good man, I feel it is necessary for you to wash the dishes.”

He: “A man who washes the dishes is really very attractive?”

I: “Really!”

He: “Well, I will believe you this once.”

He: “Xia Ye, come into the kitchen.”

I: “Do you need me to help you with something?”

He: “Just stand there and don’t move.”

I: “…..?”

I: “If there is nothing I can help you with, I’ll go out.”

He: “Standstill!”

I: “You asked me to come in, just to….. watch you wash the dishes?”

Me: “If you don’t watch, what is the point of me washing the dishes?”

I: “…..”

He is distressed: “I fell in love with a person, but I do not know how to say to her.”

I suggested: “This is simple! Directly tell her I love you, should be all right?”

He is worried: “But …… I’m worried that she will not accept me.”

I comforted: “How can since you are such an outstanding man? There must be something wrong with her brain if she doesn’t accept you!”

He nodded: “Well, I love you!”

I: “…… Huh, there is something wrong with my brain ……”

He: “……”