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... d at the tip of Jiang Xu's nose: "You...you..."

"Mom," Jiang Xu just wanted to have some grievances with Dou E right now, "I really have nothing to do with him, if you don't believe me, go to my bedroom and see, he usually sleeps on the floor."

Mother Jiang stroked her heart and said, "I'm not going."

Jiang Xu thought of himself who stopped Jiang's mother from entering the bedroom half an hour ago, and his intestines were almost green. If he knew it, he might as well let her ...

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