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"Didn't you say that you are not a person if you lie? You son of a bitch!"

Shen Qiuxiao leaned forward and backward.

"Yeah, I'm not human, I'm a parrot, cluck clack."

He snapped his tongue a few times and chirped.

The other end of the phone was silent for about ten seconds, and then there was a busy tone of "beep beep".

Tang Nian had been covering his mouth for a long time, and after hanging up the phone, he couldn't help covering his stomach and laugh ...

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