MTL - Heads Up Hollywood - Chapter 490 record

Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby.Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse.Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown.The problem?• She’s a literal infant.• Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination.• Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible.Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?

Guys here is my pitch.....In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the “cheat system” doesn’t quite… cheat?Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird.To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos.Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential.John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool.But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded.Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline.Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure.Of course No-harem!

【Shuangjie VS Sweet Pet】

Tang Qi, who was the queen of supernatural powers in her previous life, was reborn once and became a scumbag girl who lived in a poor urban village, had no parents and no mother, and lived with her elderly grandmother.

In her new life, Tang Qi only wanted to do a good job in her studies, make money to support her family, and let her grandmother live a warm and happy life.

Unexpectedly, when he turned around, he was stared at by the most mysterious and noble Mo family boss in the imperial capital. From then on, he never left her, and he couldn’t get rid of her no matter what.

The famous family in the imperial capital joked about the bad taste of the Mo family’s boss, and let Shuyuan, a famous family in the imperial capital, not want it, and found her, a country bumpkin who has no money, no power, and no background.

Tang Hillbilly Qi calmly throws out his various identities, the second young lady of the Qin family, a powerful and famous family, the founder behind the 100 billion consortium, and the high-level executive of the national special ability department…

Every identity shocked the ladies and ladies with weak legs, and they all knelt down: “I’m sorry, you are a real boss, we are all scumbags.”

The big boss of the Mo family directly held his entire net worth in front of her, “Please take care of me. From now on, you will be responsible for making money and supporting your family, and I will be responsible for your beauty.”

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There are thousands of scenery in the world, why me?

There are thousands of scenery but not as good as the only you

A and beautiful superpower queen VS domineering, affectionate and rich gold boss

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He was an addict, a loser, a despicable human being.