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... an didn't talk nonsense, and said directly:

   "Give me all the relevant documents, phone records, and all other details of this transaction.

Now. "

   "That's impossible, OK?"

  Kermit heard the words, shook his head repeatedly and said:

   "I process hundreds of stock trades a day, how can I find all the information on that trade so quickly?

   How about it, I will deliver it to you after get off work today, is that okay? "

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