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... helpless.

So the city lord hurried up to the altar and asked the Taoist priest about the situation.

"Master, this dharma has been done, and this sacrifice has been offered, why hasn't the rain fallen yet?"

The Taoist naturally knew that he would definitely not be able to attract rain.

So he pretended to touch his goatee and said.

"Ahem, maybe the four gods of wind, rain, thunder and lightning are not at home today, which leads to bad luck today, so there is no ...

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