MTL - Parasitic Cultivation: Race Clearing System - Chapter 496 Showdown, stop playing

Sure, the world is ruined, but I’ll live my own way. Of course, luxuriously and gorgeously.

Reincarnated in a magical world with INTERNET POWER?Nolan, a failed teacher, dies and wakes up in a ruined fantasy world—in the body of a Mana Specialist—a magic instructor who helps wizards and knights control the dangerous, corrupted mana flowing through their realm.The problem?The body’s former owner made a deadly pact with a succubus and was hunted by his noble family. Worse still, Nolan doesn’t know a single thing about being a magic specialist that could’ve helped him tremendously in his troubled situation.Just when he thought all hope was lost, Nolan gains access to the Internet. Not just Earth’s version, but this magical world’s version too.Need a face slap? Buy an internet promo to gain access to the knowledge wherever he needs.Succubus problem and strengthening up? Play inside the game and get stronger in real life too.Sometimes, to solve magical problems, all you need to do is browse.

The 27-year-old genius beauty doctor Xia Qing dies in surgery!She is reborn!She is reborn in the ward she’s most familiar with, in the body of a 200-pound pregnant woman—a woman who had died from pain during a Cesarean section due to her requests to not use anesthesia.She can’t help but worry about herself. This body was useless except for being young.How could Xia Qing tolerate this?On the menu are—revenge, losing weight, and snatching the idolized man of a scumbag girl in passing. Although she’s overweight, she strives to live well. Being overweight isn’t the end of days. They still deserve love.“Have you heard? Boss Pei has a child out of wedlock. He’s getting married!”“Who’s he marrying? Who?”“That 200-pound fatty from the Lin family of South City!”“Is Second Master crazy?”Lin Xiaqing turns her head to look. “You think I’m fat?”

There once was a very popular question on the internet:

If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction?

And someone on the internet had famously responded:

First, give your bros a good time!

Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty!

But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. **** your mom! Ah, ****! **** it!

Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have balls anymore.