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... and no one will want to know the reason behind it.

   "By the way, Xia Mi, didn't you say that you want to find an elf or a succubus as a wife? Actually, instead of daydreaming, it would be nice to find a fatter woman."

   "I originally thought there was something wrong with your appearance, but it turned out that there was such a big problem with your orientation."

   "Isn't this normal? That's what love is like, it's the same when the lights are turned off at night!"

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