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... tink to the heavens, reeking of urine.

This is intolerable to Danzo.

"So do you eat or not?"

Yan pointed the water gun at Danzo, and ignored the request to see the third Hokage.

You have the face to make such a request?

To **** with you.

"Very good, you are fine!"

Danzo trembled with anger, and Hiko smiled happily.

Break the defense, don't be silent?

You can bear urination, so don't blame me for letting someone throw some Ollie in fo ...

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