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... >Lilith was picking up a pork chop with a fork, and she looked at Moriarty and the glass of gravy ice cream with a high-spirited look.

"I know what you're trying to say, but I don't have naughty siblings. My childhood was very boring, and I only had thick laws and regulations to accompany me, so I like to cook."

"That's why you cook dark dishes? Are you going to poison me with gravy ice cream so that you can inherit my Slytherin staff?"

Moriarty made the little snake sitting ...

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You wouldn’t believe this!

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Um ok.

Click.

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