MTL - The Paranoid Bosses Are All My Boyfriends - v5 Chapter 89

Tang Chen was passed over by his handsome death…

Get the weird 9-to-5 system…

Accidentally awakened at the age of seven and started the life of bombing the sky…

Are you sending the Chakra Tree Martial Spirit at the beginning?

Are the nine tailed beasts a spirit ring?

Is the blood follower escape a soul skill?

Sign in and send Tenseigan?

Who has seen soul rings that are more than a million years old?

 …

Xiao Wu? Missing a maid…

Yu Xiaogang? Just missing an apprentice…

Tang San? Don’t think about it, Tangmen, try to dedicate to Xiao…

When the Ten Tails descend into the world, the God Realm will tremble…

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Don’t ask if it’s a single heroine, heroines have emotional lines…

Don’t ask whether the abuser is abusive or not, it’s standard to go through and grab the opportunity…

This book has no strange plot, just to make up for the shortcomings…

This book is also known as:

“Nine to five from Douluo Continent”

“Douluo: The God Tree Will Go Against the Sky”

“Douluo vs Naruto”

- Description from novelbuddy

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.

Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?

Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”

In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”

Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”

Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”

“Xi Linghun wears the body of Xi Ling, who is about 20 years old with the same name and surname, and instantly becomes a rare male worm!!!
囧–×You must get married as an adult? Otherwise, the system will marry all the females with the top ten matching rates to him!!!
(Noodles tears) In order to maintain integrity, he must catch a bug and get married.
Xi Ling Zhuang Mao: Bad reputation, time is running out, no one is willing to marry how to break it?
His Royal Highness the Fourth Prince: The martial value is outstanding + the appearance is against the sky, how can no one dare to marry? Wait ten years online! Urgent!
Passionate and arrogant × cold belly, black and handsome story ^^
Whenever Aubei couldn’t stand Xi Ling’s hairy hands and feet, Xi Ling showed his furry tail and ears aggrieved. Well, the fourth prince is a plush control.
(The main attack, the main attack, the main attack in this article) are emphasized three times!
This article is also known as (777 years of high-profile dog abuse) sweet + pet + child + 1 v 1
Background Zerg: male, female, sub-female
Insect species: grass worms, meat worms

Content Labels: Strong and Strong Son Mecha

Search keywords: Protagonist: Xi Ling ┃ Supporting role: Obei ┃ Others: Fess, Xi Feng

- Description from novelbuddy

Leon transmigrated and became a lab rat for Hydra. But he ended up awakening the sign-in system.[Ding, sign-in reward: Glint-Glint Fruit(Pika Pika no Mi).]He starts by destroying the Hydra Base.He accumulated some time and got himself another reward![Ding! Get the sign-in reward: Sun Breathing Technique.]