MTL - Tomb Raider: Bandit Chief - Chapter 39

As we all know, there is a force that must not be messed with in the Southern Region, thatched cottage.

Among them, the eldest disciple is the Qingyun Sword Master of the Southern Region, with a mastery of swordsmanship.

The second disciple, the Eternal Empress, leads an era.

The third disciple is a great Confucianist in the world, and the star of Wenqu came down to earth.

The fourth disciple, the reincarnation of the demon god, suppressed Jiuyou.

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Lu Changsheng: Me? I am nothing special, just their master.

After getting betrayed and killed by the only person she’d loved, Miss Shang wakes up in the body of the cowardly crown prince Shang Wuxin, who, due to her own circumstances, was actually a girl cross-dressing as a boy. After inheriting the crown prince’s memories, Shang Wuxin has three things on her agenda:

1. Clean up the house

2. Gather loyal followers and soldiers

3. Get the throne

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Kaka: Huang was the biggest contributor to the night in Istanbul, although he played less often.

Ancelotti: Huang is a super genius, but unfortunately he is not in good health.

Maldini: Huang is the most important player in the team. I suggest that the club renew his contract for another 5 years.

Barcelona: In order to sign Huang Kevin, we decided to sign his cousin with an annual salary of 1 million euros to show our sincerity. Milan’s veterinarian is not good, and he will not be injured when he comes to Barcelona.

Bayern Munich: We have a genius doctor!

Kevin Huang, the biggest jerk in football.

From fishing every day, he was forced to play every three to five games, and finally he was forced to become the savior of the team.

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There once was a very popular question on the internet:

If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction?

And someone on the internet had famously responded:

First, give your bros a good time!

Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty!

But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. **** your mom! Ah, ****! **** it!

Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have balls anymore.