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... ten lobsters?"

Another villain said: "The earthen bun has not eaten beef?"

A villain said: "Can beef not eat?"

Another villain said: "The eight hundred and eighty-eighth beef you eat every day, do you think you have not been deducted from the salary of 120,000?"

A villain said: "Can you fly 8% of the beef?"

Another villain said: "I don't know, so try it, what if you can?"

The nursery rhymes held their heads with one hand, and the rams came out quickly. W ...

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Since then, the world has been united.

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Then he blinked, and he was transmigrated into the body of that cutsleeve prince.

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As he looked at the General Huo in front of him, taking in his malicious gaze, his tortured state, clad in a red wedding gown, Jiang Suizhou realised that even legends can come true.

This legend could even cause him to be beheaded in public in the future, with his head hung on the city walls for three years.

Jiang Suizhou’s only option was to take good care of General Huo.

In spite of the hidden arrows of the court’s political agendas and the incapable ruler’s endless attempts to humiliate him, he could only bite the bullet and bear the brunt of it; his only wish was that after three years, he could protect his own head.

Of course, he didn’t dare to even dream of asking this 3 meters tall “concubine” to serve him.

However, before the three years was up, General Huo’s legs recovered on their own.

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