My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker! - Chapter 3082 I Don’t Want You to Treat Me

[ Caution: High Heat Advisory ]“Harper, stop undressing me with your eyes. The plot isn’t going that way… YET.”Harper McKenzie, a newbie web novel author, has a problem — she struggles with romance scenes. As someone with almost nonexistent real-life experience in the matter, she can’t get the intimate chemistry right, and those chapters always come out dry and cringy.Fortunately for her, Harper finds a freelance editor willing to workshop her writing. But the surprise? That editor turns out to be her childhood friend and the very first crush of her life.What happens now when he offers her personal lessons on how to write the hottest romance … and love scenes?--------------Note: this is a fun, cozy, sweet story with a low-drama plot. No love triangles, no misunderstandings, no memory loss / car accidents / terminal illnesses / etc.. Mature content abounds, starting out soft but heats up quickly. You’ve been warned!--------------Sneak Peek:He slid her bra over her shoulders and, with impossibly quick and skilled work, tied the lacy garment around her wrists. “Spread your legs wider,” he ordered.Harper’s already faltering heartbeat faltered some more. The command in his tone was foreign, but it crashed over her like a heat wave, and even though she could barely begin to picture how salacious she must look, with her hands bound and thighs spread wide like an offering to be ravished, she could feel the scorching need coiling hotter and hotter in her core. Her body obeyed eagerly on its own accord, bringing herself fully open just like she was told.Eli grinned. Moving between her legs, he trailed hot kisses along her inner thigh, leaving sizzling little fires crackling in its wake. “Good girl. Now, what should your character say next?” A finger glided over her wet and wanting flesh in a slippery stroke, making her heart slam to a hard stop as a moan tore free. “Write the next line for me, what should I say before I unravel you with my tongue and make you scream my name?”

Qin Huai crossed into the mysterious fantasy world where demons were rampant and heroes were rising. He had no background or cultivation qualifications until the day he became a medicine store apprentice and started to cultivate with his fellow apprentices.

He found that the experience orbs actually fell out of his master and brothers.

He learned to grind medicine with his brothers.

“Ding! ‘Medicine Art’ Experience+3!”

His Master and brothers practiced martial arts.

“Ding! You picked up an ‘Essence of Qi Cultivation (White)’, ‘Qi Cultivation’ experience +3!”

He killed the bandits in the mountains and picked up their cultivation.

“Ding! ‘Astringent Breath Technique’ experience +13!”

His master said that the technique was not good at attacking, had a cultivation limit, and could only prolong life.

But when Qin Huai picked up the experience until the Astringent Breath Technique was 50 times stronger, his body took a tremendous change. A gentle push of his hand was like a wave. He could now both attack and defend.

People said that when two kinds of cultivation methods clashed, continuing to cultivate would lead to the death of the cultivator.

However, when Qin Huai picked up experience and directly skipped the cultivation process, he found there were no side effects at all!

When Qin Huai practiced more and more cultivation methods, he suddenly found that those methods interacted with each other in his body and became stronger skills.

…

Qin Huai, who could pick up experience, began to wander among the major powers.

He saw flesh growing from white bones and the dead revived.

He saw demons cooking 10,000 people and exuding extremely evil energy.

He saw the Buddha statue chanting in the temple. Sanskrit sounded like a mantra.

Qin Huai silently picked up experience in order to settle down in the chaotic world.

Lin Ruoyun, a young artist on the 18th line, picked up a beautiful Alpha that lost her memory.
Alpha is fair-skinned and beautiful with long legs, but his mind is only five or six years old.
She stared at Lin Ruoyun pitifully: “Sister… Please take me home.”

Seeing Alpha’s innocent and pure white face, Lin Ruoyun decided to take her home to raise her, and gave her a nice name━━
“toffee”.

But after raising it, Lin Ruoyun found that something was wrong.
Her soft, cute and obedient “little toffee” has turned into an invisible bigwig in the entertainment industry, the second Miss Guan of Runhai Group who everyone talks about ━━Guan Yinghan.

Lin Ruoyun looked at the boss lying next to her and began to doubt her life.

It’s too much, how can you pretend to be amnesia to lie to her?
What, you can’t drive them away, right? That! I! Walk!

However, her beloved little toffee hugged her tightly, and kissed her urgently and humblely: “Sister, don’t you remember me?”

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Ms. Guan Er of Runhai Group lost her beloved Omega. After years of searching, she finally found it.

However, her Omega doesn’t remember her at all.
Helpless, Guan Yinghan can only pretend to be a demented Alpha and imprison her in her own world to awaken her memory.

Can’t remember her?
It doesn’t matter, let the pheromone wake her up.

She, once completely marked her Omega.

Lin Ruoyun smelled Alpha’s familiar and strong scented snowberry pheromone, and murmured drowsily: “You, take it easy, I haven’t been marked before.”

Guan Yinghan was out of control and unable to speak idioms, and could only spit out three words: “You, yes, yes.”

Opening her eyes again, Lin Ruoyun’s brain realized that after the extreme joy, she realized ━━
She’s been ━━really tagged before.

It turned out that the one who lost his memory turned out to be himself.

The love is as deep as the sea, the paranoid boss who pretends to be a fool for love VS the 18th-line starlet who is kind and gentle

Read the guide:
1. Female A has no organs.
2. A large number of private settings, please do not pay attention to logic
3. Double Clean, Double First Love
4. Two-way running, two-way redemption, two-way secret love
5. Alpha is pretending to have amnesia, is an adult with a normal mind, and has full capacity for civil conduct.

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Search keywords: Protagonist: Guan Yinghan, Lin Ruoyun ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others:

- Description from novelbuddy

Shen Roujia, a completely despicable top-level “green tea,” suddenly found herself inside a book on the very day she secured her inheritance rights. However, karma caught up with her. Not only did she have to start over, but she also didn’t become a stunningly beautiful female lead or a charming second female lead. Instead, she became a short-lived, pitiful memory in the male lead’s past, with only one line left in her story!Determined to return to her original life as soon as possible, Shen Roujia pretended to be pitiful and started her long wait for death. But… was her progress bar stuck? Why wasn’t she dying already?!Moreover, what was wrong with this male lead? Instead of focusing on his career, why was he always hanging around her?Male Lead: “To repay your life-saving grace, I will marry you!”Antagonist: “Woman, you have successfully caught my attention.”Prime Minister: “Jiaojiao, have you forgotten our promise?”Shen Roujia was speechless: “…”“You mediocre people better not hinder my grand plan to return home!!”Until one day, the Crown Prince stood by the lake for the Nth time, holding a su*cide note, his eyes naturally reddening as he looked up.“I don’t want to delay you.”Shen Roujia immediately dropped everything she was doing and rushed over in a panic, “No… if you die, at least give me the divorce papers first!”