Naruto: The Strongest Kakashi - Chapter 26

The heavens and earth change when the blood phoenix descends.

[Ding! The host is about to die socially, the Goddess Conquering System is activated! ][Binding successful! ][Rebirth begins! ]----What Happened wasn't i caught masturbating, how could i rebirth?“System, Introduce Yourself”----[Goddess Conquering System Activated!][Main Strategy Mission Unlocked!][Target – Clara Mackerel][If Clara violently resists or if you experience social death after being intimate with her, it will be deemed a failure, and you will restart.][Upon completing the mission, system rewards will be given]----“System, do you have any other functions? Is there a beginner's gift package?” Harry asked expectantly.[This system only issues Goddess Conquering missions and rewards for completing those missions.][In the event of failure, the system will select a time period for the host to rebirth.][Other functions must be discovered by the host.]

Wang Li thought dying would be the end of his troubles. Instead, it was just the beginning.After his untimely death, he finds himself reborn in a world of powerful cultivators, ancient sects, and deadly rivalries. With a mysterious Primordial Rebirth System, he has a second chance to reach the peak of cultivation. There's just one problem…All of his ex-girlfriends from his past life are here too!From the cold and ruthless Mu Yuechan, the Ice Demoness of the Frozen Lotus Sect, to the fiery and unpredictable Lin Ruoyan, the Scorching Sun Saintess, and even the cunning and seductive Feng Yuling, the Fox Demoness of the Thousand Illusions Pavilion—each of them remembers their past with Wang Li.And they all have unfinished business with him.Some want revenge. Some want redemption. Some… might even still have feelings for him.But in a world where love can be deadlier than any sword, Wang Li must navigate sect politics, ancient grudges, and divine conspiracies—all while trying to survive his vengeful, jealous, and ridiculously powerful ex-girlfriends.Can he mend broken relationships? Can he avoid being frozen, burned, or seduced to death?Or will he somehow turn this chaotic mess into the greatest cultivation harem in history?One thing’s for sure—cultivation has never been this complicated!

A hundred thousand years ago, there was a great war between cultivators. Immortals fell by the tens of thousands, the path of cultivation itself was severed, and after the dust settled, tombs forested the world.

A hundred thousand years after the last legend faded, Lu Yun, commandant of tomb raiders, descends upon the world. Armed with the Book of Life and Death, he has some burning questions to answer.

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“This isn’t how you raid a tomb!” Lu Yun smirked at the cultivators frantically scurrying about the ancient tomb. “Do you want me to teach you?”

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But ah, can someone teach him how to cure his new body’s erectile dysfunction?