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... of the full-body mirror, muttering to herself like she was trying to out-argue a phantom critic.

She'd been mad all morning, chewed on it all day, and by sunset, she'd decided that her husband had only said those horrid things because he'd been drunk out of his mind.

"Yes, exactly!"

She nodded to her reflection.

"Only someone with no sense at all would say I look like a... like a pig. So he was obviously sloshed. That's the only answer."

She stared at her ...

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