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... with honor... and possibly lose my dignity forever."

The villagers crowded around like they were watching a sacred ritual. One of them whispered, "Do humans always heal swollen pussies with their tongue?"

Fina snorted. "Nope. Just this one. He's built different."

Mirka lay on a blanket, legs trembling and eyes squeezed shut. "I swear if this gets worse I'm jumping in the fire pit."

Allen hovered over her with the solemnity of a monk and the expression of a guy who ...

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