Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane! - Chapter 12: First Battle

Progression, magical cards, weak to strong, card reforging!The young, sickly Irwin has seen nothing but bad luck in his short life. When his brother finally returns with a magical card for him, his luck is about to change. But will it change for the better? Irwin is sent off together with another group of youths to placate a group of sorcerers. With just a weird utility card granted by his brother, he can only pray to stay alive long enough.[Has been updated with the rewrite of the first 27 chapters]This is a Card gathering story! Crafting is initially not the main focus, but as the story progresses, it becomes more and more important to the MC.Release schedule: [Fri/Sun] Roughly 22:00I am still a non-native English speaker (hard to change), so even with the edits and rewrites, you might find some oddities. Let me know, and I'll fix them right up.

Soul Piercing Konoha, born as a civilian, will go to the battlefield of the Third Ninja World War tomorrow.

Just graduated from “Ninja School”, Yangtai, who only knows three body techniques and a D-level hemostasis technique, looked at the full of energy, and finally made up his mind – “The battlefield is too dangerous, I’d better go to other worlds to hide. !”

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In his previous life, Lin Ye was tricked by his crush losing the hidden War God profession. Reborn in this life, the first thing he decides is to never be persuaded again to become the unfortunate Healer...However, he finds his talent has changed into Healing Dominator.The next second, Lin Ye is over the moon when he sees his Attributes.Attribute 1: When your healing takes effect, there's a chance to gain permanent attribute point bonuses and a very low probability of acquiring the opponent's talent.Attribute 2: When your healing takes effect, there's a chance to acquire special items 'Spiritual Essence' (can be used to refine equipment attributes).Attribute 3: Any Healing Technique you use only consumes one point of Mana Value, and requires no casting materials.Attribute 4: Each time healing is accumulated, it can be used to enhance talent or skill ratings (current accumulated healing volume: 0).

Once time travelling, the talented young master became the idiot of the Gu family who was cut open and her son was taken away by others. Five years later, she came back with a cute baby. – She did it! Expensive jewelry that is popular in Beijing——she designed it!

The top restaurants all over the mainland – she opened it!

Even the most mysterious island of no return is hers!

Miss Gu took her son to eat and drink spicy food, slapped his face and watched the show, so happy!

But one day, a certain man suddenly blocked her door: “Woman, how dare you steal my prince’s son!”

Ha! Want to snatch her son? “Close the door and let the dogs go!”

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