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... p>He was feeding the parrot when the sudden sneeze shocked the parrot so much that it jumped up and down on the pole.


“It’s a typhoon! A typhoon!” The parrot opened its mouth and shouted.


The man glanced at it coldly. “What typhoon? It was just a sneeze!”


This stupid bird.


Speaking of which, why did he sneeze for no reason? Did someone criticize him behind his back?


The man rubbed his nose and continued feeding his pet.


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